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Post by Naminé on Aug 21, 2010 17:58:49 GMT -5
Welcome to Corrupt a Wish!
Start by granting the wish of the poster above you, but including a negative spin. Then make your own wish!
Example:
Person#1: I wish I had a pet zombie.
Person#2: Granted. But your pet zombie breaks out and eats you while you sleep. You don't wake up the next morning.
I wish I could really grant wishes. |
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Post by Crow on Aug 21, 2010 18:16:38 GMT -5
Granted, but then you grant a wish for the worse and the world ends, somehow.
I wish I was a genius, but a nice genius.
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Post by Naminé on Aug 21, 2010 18:19:15 GMT -5
Granted. But you become overly friendly. And eventually scare people with not only your advanced knowledge, but your over-enthusiastic friendliness. While you fool yourself into being happy, everyone else thinks you're a bit mad.
I wish I was in complete control of the internet. [/b] |
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Post by Shock on Aug 21, 2010 18:21:13 GMT -5
*is already a bit mad.* 
Granted, but then you get blamed for not being able to stop hackers and viruses and your house gets burnt down. 
I wish Nightmare Before Christmas was real....
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Post by Naminé on Aug 21, 2010 18:23:33 GMT -5
Dude. I live in a flat. You fail.  Granted. But the real Boogie's Boys cause havoc. And Jack turns the world into a living Halloween, scaring people into heart attacks. Oogie Boogie eventually takes over the throne, next to Jack and the world cowers at their awesome Halloween feet. I wish I could change colours |
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Post by Shock on Aug 21, 2010 18:46:03 GMT -5
Don't fail, the whole block of flats burn down. :]
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME!
Granted, but then the world ends up being a strange place... Stranger than usual, I mean.
I wish that the Joker was real...
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Post by Naminé on Aug 21, 2010 18:51:13 GMT -5
Lol, damn.
It so would. I'd be like: AM BLUE! -Flash- AM RED! -Flash- AM PURPLE!
Damn.
The Joker? Granted. But he is immediately taken to the local insane asylum, which he then burns down. Then decides to fuck up the whole of England. Then America. He leaves Europe alone. For some reason.
I wish I was a ninja. |
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Post by Shock on Aug 21, 2010 20:16:20 GMT -5
England's already fucked up... Not sure about America...
I read that as 'AM BLUE! -Fish- AM RED! -Fish- AM PURPLE! -Fish-'
Granted, buuuuuut then you become a myth because no one can see you...
I wish that I could walk through walls at will.
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Post by Naminé on Aug 21, 2010 20:30:38 GMT -5
Hahaha. Fish xD
Damnit.
Granted. You use doors, then try to walk into a door, but tis closed.
I wish I lived in a mansion -____-
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Post by Shock on Aug 22, 2010 15:42:54 GMT -5
Already walk into closed doors. I did mean literally through...
Granted, but the mansion's falling apart.
I wish... I wish I was better at picture editing...
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Post by Naminé on Aug 22, 2010 15:57:14 GMT -5
Fuck. Damn mansion.
Granted, but you're in such high demand for pictures, you end up hating your skills and never edit another picture again. Not even for me. So I have to make them myself and they come out shite.
I wish I could just be open. |
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Post by Shock on Aug 22, 2010 16:43:10 GMT -5
Granted, but then you're too open and end up getting hurt.
I wish that vampires (proper vampires) were real...
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Post by Naminé on Aug 22, 2010 16:58:19 GMT -5
Granted. But they come after you and eat you.
I wish I had a keyblade.
by the way, I'm about to shower now, so my brb is extended. I needed to de-fraggle my comp. |
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Post by Shock on Aug 23, 2010 10:03:16 GMT -5
*Transylvanian accent* They vill suck vmy bllluuuuddddd. :3
GRANTED. Buuuut, it's a broken Keyblade and therefore doesn't work. >_<
I wish that my other laptop didn't work for my dad as he's using it without asking me.
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Post by Naminé on Aug 24, 2010 7:06:00 GMT -5
Granted. But when he fiddles with it to try and get it to work, he brings up numerous pop-ups and annoying adverts that won't leave, no matter how hard you try to make them.
I wish I was a famous author. |
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